Doing The Impossible

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(Quelle: spncastdaily)

precumming:

I just sent christianbw a Snapchat and he asked if my face was swollen……

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

trash-king:

meaniemikan:

trash-king:

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

clockblocked

FUCK

(Quelle: bovidae, via humorking)

theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via bullied)

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

(via bullied)

emojustinyoung:

emojustinyoung:

he keeps getting stuck in the couch

this is my dog brian stuck in our couch in case u missed it

(via reginasmom)

madambitchtits:

mayakern:

sometimes i forget how gay i am

This is literally me like fuck

(via kearabaggins)

exgynocraticgrrl:

Kerry Washington performing Sojourner Truth's 1851 "Ain't I A Woman" speech

 A clip from the History Channel’s “The People Speak”

(via life-is-synonym-of-problems)

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

(via justfckingd0it)

for-you-in-full-blossom:

zombiesandporn:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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(Quelle: zukozukozukozukozuko)

sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

(via humorking)